why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well
yeah they’re always so nsync
YOU FUCKING DIDNT
Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.
im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out