overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
(via governorodious)
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
(via lve-lfe-2-the-fullest)