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10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: waltdisneysdaily, via mostlytoastly)

mr-alec-winchester:

that-horny-mofo:

cutekings:

today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but

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THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH

i can’t unsee it

(Source: feyrye, via mostlytoastly)

broadway-aradia:

(via mostlytoastly)

henrycooke:

Slide to Unlock by Evan Roth
afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant
lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute
cherry-dicksicle:

danfreakindavis:

timecourier:

danfreakindavis:

danfreakindavis:

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon


make watermelon clothes



how does one not reblog this
lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 
guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.