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ramonaflour:

both-sidesnow:

kayleyhyde:
We all know that feeling, vending machine

#same

adeviant69:

this is important

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twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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the-doctors-sexiest-companion:

So I want to do an experiment where I ask people “if given the choice would u rather be trapped with a flesh eating zombie for an hour or a gay person? ” and if they chose to be a bigot I’d trap them with a person dressed as a zombie and then after an hour I’d reveal to them that the actor was gay and I’d say “see it wasn’t so bad” then I’d set a real zombie after them.

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wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism

asexualpeasant:

dorkery:

misandry-mermaid:

dingdongno:

and it’s amazing

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but wait there’s moreimage

omg and then image

from (x)

"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!

no no no

the COFFEE one

THE PERIOD ONE

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jpangzz:

legalizati-n:

I cannot be more satisfied than I am right now. I am in love!

Loving the tattoo

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

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majortvjunkie:

someone on facebook posted their kids halloween costumes as Forrest Gump and Lt. Dan and just look omg

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