group projects when no one knows what they’re doing
So I want to do an experiment where I ask people “if given the choice would u rather be trapped with a flesh eating zombie for an hour or a gay person? ” and if they chose to be a bigot I’d trap them with a person dressed as a zombie and then after an hour I’d reveal to them that the actor was gay and I’d say “see it wasn’t so bad” then I’d set a real zombie after them.
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
no no no
the COFFEE one
THE PERIOD ONE
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?